“No. Honey, I definitely think someone is in the room with us.”
“You promise this is your first time making a sex tape?” she asked.
“Uh… sure.” he said.
“Good, I don’t want you to think I’m a whore. Do you like my cow-heels?”
PInned down by their enormous breasts, the twins realized that maybe someone should’ve filled the tub with water before they got in.
“Jesus, I hope she picks my penis,” he thought, kicking himself for having brought bananas to his one night stand.
